Art. Art comes in many forms. Some people prefer painting, music, or theatre. Me? I prefer the art of Maruchan Ramen Noodles. Some say it’s just a cheap, low-quality meal. I say those people are idiots. Eating ramen is an art form that rivals all the crap those nerds were doing in the renaissance.
Art can be done in many ways. Ramen can be eaten in many places. Which place is the best? There isn’t a single correct answer, but three places come close.
At a Table
A table is fine for eating. I’m sure it’s comfortable. It’s the classic way of eating. But, it just seems pretty mundane, doesn’t it? Why must we limit ourselves to a basic and mundane way of eating? We are better than a table! Not only must we spice up our ramen, but we must spice up our sitting arrangements.
On the Couch
Lean back or layout, the couch is a comfortable place. Turn on your favorite show and start munching on your ramen. Be sure you don’t spill your meal. I used to eat my meals exclusively on the couch before the Corona Virus kicked me out of New York.
In the Bath
Imagine this, you sit in the bathtub and start to think about your life. Did I pick the right college? Is this major for me? What am I going to do with my short and meaningless life?? All those questions are quickly ejected out of your head and replaced by the embarrassing memory of you crapping your pants when you were thirteen because you had food poisoning. As quickly as you left your one-fifth life crisis, you’re now transported the argument you had earlier in the day. Now, you can think of all the great points that you should’ve said.
Now, imagine that with a bowl of ramen by your side. Pretty neat, huh?