How to Make and Eat Maruchan Ramen Noodles

You start your shower, grab the shampoo, and pour it into your hand. As your pouring, you notice that there are directions on the back of the bottle. “Why on earth are there directions for shampoo,” you think. Well, here you are reading directions on how to make ramen noodles. Not only that, but there’s also the cherry on top that I’m instructing you on how to eat them. I’m not entirely sure why I’m writing this, and I have no clue why you’re reading this. But, here we go.

Break it

For many years, I would take my noodles out of my bag and break them. Shrapnel would go flying everywhere and make a mess. A wise sage then whispered in my ear, “break it in the bag, idiot.” The results were revolutionary. No shards. No mess.

Hot Water

Heat water up any way you want. You could put the noodles in water and then the microwave. Or if you’re feeling fancy, you could use the stove. It doesn’t matter, you just have to get hot water, and noodles together.

Drain it

At a party, my friends and I decided to have my ramen. I did all the previous steps, and then I drained my water. I was quickly met with judgment and disgust. I might as well committed a war crime. My family always drains the noodles. Little did I know that it’s an uncommon thing, and I still get made fun of for it. But, I will not go quietly into the night! Drain your noodles and get the full experience. Your meal won’t be some watered down mess, and I guarantee you won’t regret it.

Eat it

Step 1: Place fork in
Step 2: Lift
Step 3: Put noodles in mouth
Step 4: Swallow
Step 5: Enjoy

Don’t mess this up because it’ll ruin your whole experience.

3 Comments

  • theweathermenexperiment April 27, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    Big things coming. Short, sweet, straight to the point. I love it!

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  • Peter Gocke April 27, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    I can’t believe you drain your noodles! So much to learn about the correct way to make ramen.

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  • Peter Gocke April 27, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    I can’t believe you drain your noodles! So much to learn about making ramen.

    Reply

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